Marketing Consulting

MARKETING, MINUS THE BORING BITS

You’ve tried posts. Boosts. Trends. Hashtags. Manifesting.

Still wondering why your brand feels like it’s whispering in a loud room?

Relax. You’re not bad at business.

You’re just stuck in marketing that sounds like marketing.
That’s where I come in.

Hi. I’m Your Marketing Consultant (Not a Guru. Not a Bro.)

I don’t sell jargon.
I don’t flex dashboards just to feel important.
And I definitely don’t say things like “Let’s 10x your synergy” with a straight face.

What I do:
Ask uncomfortable but necessary questions
Simplify your message till it finally makes sense
Build marketing that sounds like a human, not a brand deck

Think of me as:
Your brand’s translator. Therapist. And slightly sarcastic best friend.
Also — once we work together, you’re not a “client” anymore.
You are getting an add on to your family!

Who This Is For (And Who It’s Not)

This is for you if:
Your business is solid, but your marketing feels… meh
You hate salesy content but still want sales (fair)
You know your brand has personality, it’s just not showing up online
You’ve said: “I don’t want to be cringe” at least once

This is NOT for you if:
You want overnight virality with zero effort
You believe one reel will magically fix everything
You love buzzwords more than clarity
No hard feelings. Just honesty.

What I Actually Help You With

1. Brand Clarity (Aka: What Are You Even Saying?)
We figure out:
What you really stand for
Why people should care
How to say it without sounding like everyone else

2. Marketing Strategy That Feels Obvious (In a Good Way)
No random posting.
No copying competitors.
Just clear direction across:
Website
Social media
Content
Campaigns

3. Content That Sounds Like You
Quirky if you’re quirky.
Warm if you’re warm.
Sharp if you’re sharp.
Your brand shouldn’t cosplay someone else’s personality.

4. Campaigns People Don’t Skip
Launches. Offers. Events. Rebrands.
We make them:
Relatable
Human
A little fun
Very intentional

How This Works (No Mysteries Here)

We Talk – About your business, your confusion, your goals
We Untangle – The mess in your messaging
We Build – A clear, usable strategy
You Show Up Better – Online and offline
Simple. Collaborative. No chest-thumping.

Why Work With Me?

Because I’ve worked with:
Big brands
Growing brands
Brands that were doing great but felt stuck
And the common problem was never effort.
It was clarity.

Also:
I don’t overcomplicate things to justify my fees
I explain why, not just what
I care about results, not presentations

Why Work With Me?

Because I’ve worked with:
Big brands
Growing brands
Brands that were doing great but felt stuck
And the common problem was never effort.
It was clarity.

Also:
I don’t overcomplicate things to justify my fees
I explain why, not just what
I care about results, not presentations

The Real Question

Do you want marketing that:

• Finally sounds like you?
• Feels lighter to execute?
• Actually connects with people?

If yes — we should talk.